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Fun Fact #24

jthewonderllama — Wed, 16 Feb 2011 04:33:52 +0000

This is the 24th Fun Fact.

Merry Christmas

jthewonderllama — Sun, 26 Dec 2010 03:01:27 +0000

Creationism and My Left Butt Cheek

jthewonderllama — Thu, 09 Dec 2010 17:44:39 +0000

I Know Charlie Sheen.

jthewonderllama — Mon, 04 Oct 2010 04:10:25 +0000

What if the Matrix Were True?

jthewonderllama — Tue, 21 Sep 2010 06:33:50 +0000

This is my second movie, and, as impossible as it might seem, it’s better than the first.

Do You Believe in Magic?

jthewonderllama — Tue, 21 Sep 2010 04:33:31 +0000

I just made a movie on the Xtra Normal website. It’s probably the best movie ever made by a human.

The Famous Portland Double Rainbow

jthewonderllama — Wed, 08 Sep 2010 05:39:33 +0000

I’m back from Portland, Oregon. In case you didn’t know, I went there to see the famous Double Rainbow picture, which is housed at the prestigious Inn at the Convention Center.

The Famous Double Rainbow of Portland.

It was so intense.

The Best Dog Trick Ever

jthewonderllama — Thu, 26 Aug 2010 03:49:02 +0000

This is actually the first video I ever posted on youtube, but it’s so amazing that I’ve finally decided to release it on my blog.

Prepare to be amazed!

Poo-Poo

jthewonderllama — Fri, 20 Aug 2010 07:26:45 +0000

Today I decided that I wanted to make a blog with the title “Poo-Poo”. Despite the fact that I didn’t know what it would be about, I knew it would be awesome.

“Poo-poo”, The Blog:

“Poo-Poo”, said Shelly.

“What do you mean?” replied James Cameron (the famous director).

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“That’s pretty crazy,” said James Cameron (the famous director). “It’s crazy enough that it just might work.”

You’ll be surprised to learn that this was the birth of the “Germ Theory” of disease.

Mike Adams Health Ranger . . .Rapper!

jthewonderllama — Tue, 10 Aug 2010 05:45:53 +0000

I’ve known for a while now that Mike Adams “Health Ranger ” is super-weird, but I wasn’t aware until today that he is also a totally awesome, hardcore rapper!

Yo! I’m telling you,this guy is totally street! If you tried to give this crazy mo-fo some aspirin for a head ache or maybe some antibiotics for a disease or some shit like that, he’d bust a cap in your ass for sure. You know why? Because that shit ain’t natural!

And here’s my comment that, for some reason, made it trough moderation:

This song is great and not at all ridiculous! I won’t say that you’re the most talented human ever to walk the face of the earth, but you probably are.
Also, rap is cool. I bet you have gold teeth.
How do you get those? Do you just go to the dentist and ask for gold teeth? I imagine you have to get them from a drug dealer or something. That would be more appropriate.