I’ve known for a while now that Mike Adams “Health Ranger ” is super-weird, but I wasn’t aware until today that he is also a totally awesome, hardcore rapper!
Yo! I’m telling you,this guy is totally street! If you tried to give this crazy mo-fo some aspirin for a head ache or maybe some antibiotics for a disease or some shit like that, he’d bust a cap in your ass for sure. You know why? Because that shit ain’t natural!
And here’s my comment that, for some reason, made it trough moderation:
This song is great and not at all ridiculous! I won’t say that you’re the most talented human ever to walk the face of the earth, but you probably are.
Also, rap is cool. I bet you have gold teeth.
How do you get those? Do you just go to the dentist and ask for gold teeth? I imagine you have to get them from a drug dealer or something. That would be more appropriate.